Paris Hilton in Jail: The Music Video

Paris is everywhere. It's been a while since I have seen such a successful PR offensive. This one has it all: tears, jail, parents, corrupt sheriffs and blond hair. Well done, Paris - you are in the center of attention again. I wouldn't be surprised if it were all a big, fat SETUP.

We'll Always Have Paris, Hilton

Paris Hilton is getting familiar with her inmates and according to her lawyer is "busy reflecting on her life".

I respect reflecting, which is why I started my own Paris Hilton in Jail HooQ.

I am definitely not the only one considering how easy that was!